I was watering the garden when I fell into a mud puddle that looked just like melted chocolate. I couldn’t get out because the mud was too gloopy and kept sticking solid around my body.
One thousand years later, scientists found me fossilized in mud. They thought I was dead like a person from Pompeii so they put me on display in a science museum.
After ten years in the museum, I started to chip my way out.
After all that time, I have learned to keep away from the garden and now I spend my time on the computer.